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Narrater: Last time Sasuke was thinking of an evil plan to get back at his evil brother, Itachi. (That is if he can think of one.)
Sasuke: "What's that suppose to mean."
Narrater: Let's get back to the story, shall we?
sasuke: "Stop changing the subject."
Narrater: "Whatever."
Narrater:* is thinking how cute sasukes face is, but how dumb he can be sometimes.
Sasuke: "...Rrriiiighht.................."
Sasuke: "Anyway...Now Itachi be prepared to face fear as I destroy your rare collection of Dora the Explorer action figures! Muahahahahahahahahaha *Cough *cough muhahaha * breathes hard then coughs Ha!
Naruto: Walks into the room just in time to watch Sasuke make a fool of himself.
Naruto: WHAT ARE you Doing!?
Narrater: Wouldn't they be called dollies?
Sasuke: You're right, thanks
Narrater: You're welcome!
Sasuke: So what were you going to tell me about?
Naruto: I found this key..thing...blade?
Sasuke: Does it have a name.
Naruto: *checks "No"
Sasuke: "Let me see it."
* The key glows and transported them with Kairi, Riku, and Sora.
To be Continued.........
(see bottom)
Narrater: I guess the ending was a bit dramatic...Oh well. I gotta go Naruto is on. Weeee! O.k. I admit that was creepy. Anyway go to youtube.com then search this name heywohoheyah. (Do this if you're interested in kingdomHearts and humor) (If you don't like humor then your weird. Just kidding!) Bye now!
Author: Hi did I dissapoint you fans? Sorry you can write me angry e-mails if you want. Just kidding. Now back to the story.
Sora: "Where's my keybalde!?"
Riku: "You lost it!?"
Sora: "Hey, that's not nice to say!"
Riku: "You lost the keyblade!?"
Sora: "Oohh! That's what you meant. Yeah, I lost it."
Kairi: "Hurry up! I feel like my brain is going to explode", She said in a weak voice.
------------Leaf Village-----------------------
* After training with Sasuke, Naruto goes for a walk around the woods.Then he tripped over a humongous key.
Naruto: "I better go show Sasuke. I want to rub it in his pretty boy face. Hmmm....It looks like some kind of blade and it's shaped like a key.Who on earth wants to attack with a key? That's kinda rediculous if you ask me. Oh I forgot I was going to rub it on pretty boys tough face.
Naruto:*laughs evily asa he skips to Sasukes house.
----------Sasukes House-----------------
Narrater: Hey that's me! Meanwhile Sasuke was coming up with an evil plan to get back at his brother, Itachi.
Author: I'll continue tommorow( Shugo Chara rules)
Author: I am sorry I haven't written in a while. I haven't written in a week, wow I am lazy. Today is the moment you all have been waiting for ,hurray!!!
Narrater: "Hello welcome back. Last time Riku was getting sick of almost all of us, so he let me handle the story telling. Why do I have to this? I don't want to."
Yukie: Then you wouldn't be doing your job!
Narrater: "I never wanted this job. I only accepted it so I could mess with the readers. It's fun messing with them."
Yukie: "For you, it is."
Narrater: "Don't you want to keep it interesting?"
Yukie: "It's already interesting with of you crazy people!"
Narrater: " All I am saying is it's fun messing with them ,and if we wouldn't tell them they'd go nuts! Imagine how fun that would be if we'd keep them in the dark. MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Yukie: "The evil laugh is getting tirring, and no I will not fall for your evil tricks."
Narrater: "You know you want to."
Roxas: "Now I think I'm surrounded by crazy people."
Yukie: *roles eyes
Narrater: "Fine! You guys are no fun."
Yukie: "Just tell them."
Narrater: "Say please."
Yukie: "Please"Narrater: "Now pat your head and rub your tummy. Then say pretty please with sprinkles on top."
Yukie: "Don't push it."
Narrater: narrater: Fine! * starts crying
Yukie: " Please stop crying!"
Narrater: "Okay" *stops crying and smiles cheerfully.
Narrater: Hey readers I'm going to write a script on how all these people met. It's going to be a flashback. Well, Final Fantasy already met so I don't have to explain that part.
------------------------FLASHBACK---------------------
Arabiah town
Kairi: Ahhh! She screamed as a shadow was about to crush her to a slow dying death.
*Riku and Sora come to her rescue
*They were shocked to find out she was being kept as a hostage.
Shadow figure: Give me the keyblade....um ....kid with the spiky weird hair!!!
Sora: " Hahaha" "He called your hair weird!" He said to Riku as he cracked with laughter.
Riku: "He was talking about you , genious." He said as he rolled his eyes.
Sora: "Is this true?"
Shadow: "Duh!!! Yuor the only kid with the spiky weird hair."
Sora: " You may have tooken Kairi as a hostage, but when you insult with the hair you'll regret you ever insulted MY hair!
Narrater: *Sora was angry and attacked with his fists. Then when he threw the second punch he realized he didn't have his keyblade, and backens away.
Narrater:"Guys I''l stop here. My hands are tired and I want chocolate cake and ramen. MMMM, ramen. :) Come here next time to read Chocolate tragedy part 5. Also I'll be writing a new story called " The fear of a lion." I can't decide on the title so I'll just make a poll about it. Please vote, I am begging you. I'm just playing, but please vote."
Author: Dear fans thank you for reading my stories * tears. Thank you I would like to thank many people ,but i'll just skip to the story. Just so you know our v-ball team won!
Narrater: Last time Kagura and Sakura chase Kiyo and Sasuke outside in fear.
Roxas: One Kagura is enough.
Riku: So did you tell them on how we met?
Sora: Maybe...um...uh...I have to go.
Riku: No you don't you tried to torture our readers, didn't you?
Sora: I confess I didn't want to torture them...I just talked about chocolate.
Riku: Nobody wants to hear a chocolate report it's boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Or is it.......? Maybe they do want to hear about chocolate...you can't decide for them...
Riku: AAHHH! Enough!
Riku: I can't take it anymore from now on we're going to let the author and narrater be incharge.
Author: WHAT!!!!!
Riku: You heard me.
Author: Ah man, why do I always have to be tortured. This is terrible now I have to deal with Sora!!!!
Author: Riku quited so I guess I have to take it from here. Besides you can't trustSora with a pen. Speaking of pens I can't find my fun blue pen, how sad.
Riku: I am going out for a while. * leaves
Roxas: Well, what now?
Yukie: I have no idea.
Naruto: Hey Sora want to play ping pong?
Sora: Sure I want to see you cry when you lose!
Naruto: We'll see about that...Sora!
*Naruto and Sora rush to the game room.
Roxas: Yukie, Why don't you help the author tell how we all met.
Yukie: Sure...I don't have anything else to do.
Author: Finally those two are gone. Now I can tell the story in peace.
Yukie: Just hurry before htey come back.
Author: You don't have to rush me! * sobs.
Yukie: I am surrounded by fools
Author and Roxas: What's that suppose to mean!!!!
Yukie: "Nothing." He said sarcastingly.
Author and Roxas: "GOOD!"
Author: I am going to let the narrater handle all this ,and I am going to make her explain how you all met. It's her job anyway.
Narrater: Or we could torture them by not letting them Know...Muahahahaha!
Narrater: Heyfans. You'll get to know what happens next in the next CHOCOLATE HORROR  TRAGEDY part 5!!!! BYE BYE!!
Narrater: last time Sora was going insane over chocolate. Will Sakura Knock some sense into him? Let's find out today!!!
Kagura:Sora was going nuts over chocolate. Then Naruto came in and started mocking him. Now they are fighting about who has more mental problems.
Sakura: It's clearly both of them! Hmph.
Yukie: We wouln't want you two to get in trouble by Sasuke and Rikku now would we?
Sora and Naruto: No.
* Kiyo, Sasuke, and Rikku come into the room.
Kagura: Kiyo!
Sakura: Sasuke!
Sasuke and Kiyo: Oh, NO!
Kiyo:I had enough training today and you want to tackle and attack me?!
Kagura: Sakura you know what we must do now? Dont you?
Sakura: Yes, of course! MUAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: "Huh?"
Kiyo: "RUN!" "We must run for the sake of our lives!"
Sakura: "Let's get them Kagura!""Three...."
Sasuke: "Uh...Ah!" He said ralizing what was going on.
Kagura: "Two..."
*Sasuke and Kiyo run outside in fear.
Sakura and Kagura: "One!" *they rush after them.
Yukie: " Wow and I thought I was the fastest."
Author: Don't worry It's not the end.
Author: In this story you'll read about your favorite anime characters. The characters will be from Naruto, final fantasy, Fruits Basket, kingdomhearts 2, and maybe Inuyasha. It'll be a script about comedy, enjoy.
Sora: Hey it's sora.Um... I guess I have to tell you how chocolate is evil. It's evil because it gets on your fingers. Then it gets on your face! The you have to take a shower.Wait it's worse! You..
Sakura: Are you trying to bore them to death?!
Sora: Maybe...I mean wonderfull weather we're having, huh?
Sakura: Huh? What are you talking about it's raining and what do you mean by maybe?!
Sakura: That's it! I'm telling Riku!
Sora: No wait! I had nothing else to say!
Sakura:We'll you could of have talked about anything but your problems!
Sora: You would've done the same!
Sakura: I swear your worse than Naruto! Cha! *punches straight into the air
Naruto:*walks into the room eating a smore.
Naruto:Hey Sora! Hey sakura!
Sora: "Oh, no chocolate ",whispered so scared that they heard him.
Naruto:*munches smore
Kagura: *rushes into the room
Kagura: Any of you seen Kiyo?
Sakura: I think he's with Riku and Sasuke, training.
Kagura: Awww...I wanted to give him this chocolate heart. What a waste.
Sora: Ahhh! What is it with you people and CHOCOLATE! Can't you see it will destroy, and take over the human race!? *sora's breathing hard in an insane way.
Kagura: What's wrong with him?
Sakura: He's got chocolate problems.
Kagura: Huh?
Sakura: Don't mind him.
Naruto: Wow, and I thoght I had problems!
Naruto: *laughs mockingly
Sakura: Both of you have problems!
Sora and Naruto: "Do Not!!!", they said simutaneously.
Kagura: I have to agree with Sakura ,you two do have mental problems.
Sakura: Got that right!
*Yukie and Roxas walk into the room.
Roxas: What's...going on?
Yukie: "Yeah? What's all the fuss about Miss. Haruno?"
Sakura: (Finally help came along)
Narrater: Will the problem be solved? What'll happen next? Will sora get over his chocolate problems? Why am I asking to many questions?
Sora: I do not have chocolate problems!
Narrater: Whatever! Find out what happens next in the next chocolate tragedy horror part 2.
Author: Thanks for reading. If you want entertainment come and read some more!
I can't tell you my name altough I can tell you I'll write as many stories as I can. They'll either be about comedy or anything you find facinating. Soon many people will like my strories and I'll take over the world! Muahahahaha! Just kidding. Or am I? That's for me to know, muahahaha! I should stop the evil laugh now. Anyway enjoy and don't ask any personal info because I won't tell. Muahahaha! Yes it has to end with the evil laughter. ENJOY!
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